Ferdosa
151 articles published since July 02, 2021
About Ferdosa
Ferdosa (she/her) is a lifelong student of cinema. She dreams of being a film festival programmer and is working her way towards that goal by consuming a concerning number of films every week.
Pet Sematary: Bloodlines Review - A Bland Prequel Despite An Intriguing Premise
The film will resonate with the people eager to devour more Stephen King-inspired projects; sadly, there is nothing genuinely inspired to enjoy.
Spy Kids: Armageddon Review - Rodriguez Doesn't Recapture Original Film's Magic
With new material, Rodriguez can have a mega-hit like Spy Kids again; unfortunately, he is stifled by the same flat ideas and repetitive choices.
Cassandro Review: Gael García Bernal Leads A Subdued But Entertaining Biopic
Ultimately, Cassandro is a touching tale of a remarkable person who paved a path for others to find liberation & acceptance through their chosen art.
Love At First Sight Review: Haley Lu Richardson & Ben Hardy Lead Charming Rom-Com
While the film is light on laughs, it is overflowing with good intentions, sweetness, and tenderness, all of which are captured beautifully.
Retribution Review: Liam Neeson Stars In Yet Another Predictable Action-Thriller
Retribution is comically familiar, yet that familiarity breeds comfort for the average movie watcher who wants something not too complicated.
Ahsoka Review: Rosario Dawson Leads A Promising Entry To Star Wars Canon
It appears that Filoni may successfully make Ahsoka a worthwhile endeavor and not just another cog in the interconnected Star Wars machine.
Puppy Love Review: A Decent Premise Is Thwarted By Bad Jokes & Little Romance
The movie has all the clichés at its disposal but can't make much of it. With its leads being the only thing going for it, it's hard to recommend it.
Happiness For Beginners Review: Ellie Kemper Leads Simple, Endearing Rom-Com
The film is a heartwarming, gentle, understated romantic comedy. It is filled with laughs & its endearing qualities are strong enough to sustain it.
Fear The Night Review: Maggie Q Rises Above A Simplistic Action-Thriller
The disappointing fact is that the movie would be exponentially better with more substantial writing and more confident directing.
Bird Box Barcelona Review: A Compelling, Thrilling, Frightening Horror Spinoff
Bird Box Barcelona is an effective, thrilling, frightening horror, perfect for those who enjoyed Bird Box and are thrilled by the prospect of more.
The Out-Laws Review: A Compelling Story Is Bogged Down By Lazy Writing & Jokes
Going into The Out-Laws with low expectations is probably best because you will come out of it not feeling like you wasted 95 minutes of your day.
Nimona Review: A Triumphant, Exhilirating Animated Adventure That Shines Bright
Nimona is a charming, nuanced & sophisticated animated feature. The narrative is quite apparent in its themes about morality, identity, and tradition.
Extraction 2 Review: Hemsworth Is In Good Form In Predictable, Entertaining Actioner
Extraction 2 offers a predictable & unpretentious story that is easy to follow, minimal emotional turmoil & some snazzy visuals to keep us hooked.
Fangs Out Review: Horror Comedy Struggles To Get To So-Bad-It's-Good Territory
Despite the Herculean strength & determination it takes to actually put together a film, the writing is subpar, and the comedy is incredibly juvenile.
Assassin Club Review: Wannabe John Wick Flick Can’t Keep Up
Assassin Club has the benefit of starring a relatively well-known actor, Henry Golding, but even he can't save this movie from its mediocrity.
White Men Can't Jump Review: 2023's Remake Forgoes Funny For Undercooked Drama
White Men Can’t Jump is failed by the inadequacies of its creative team, as it's not funny enough to justify its existence nor poignant enough.
Knights Of The Zodiac Review: Mortal Kombat Meets Power Rangers In Earnest Adaption
It is much too self-serious at times, but the visuals and action sequences are boldly portrayed with little fear of ridicule or shame of its origins.
The Mother Review: A Solid Action Drama With A Standout Jennifer Lopez
The Mother doesn't always hit the mark, but it gets close. What's gained is a better insight into how well Caro works with emotionally-driven stories.
Johnny & Clyde Review: Overwrought & Undercooked Crime Thriller Is Unwatchable
There is enough to recognize its potential, but it's utterly squandered by uneven pacing, inadequate character work & lack of thematic cohesiveness.
Carmen Review: Barrera & Mescal Bring The Heat In Disjointed Reimagining
Despite strong performances, the adaptation lacks clarity, focus, and confidence. The discombobulating trip is not made any better with its runtime.